How can this possibly go wrong? Surely the only danger is his parachute not opening, but that's the same risk you take with every base jump. Yep, nothing else at all can possibly go array just by looking at this perfectly constructed high bar and…
We can all go asleep a little easier tonight. One of the most terrifying villains to ever walk the Earth has finally been dispatched by the cold vengeful hand of justice. The "Cocaine Godmother" is to be feared no longer!
We live in an age of terror and threat. We are in war time and a presidential election is right around the corner. The epic nature of the time period we have found ourselves in, has spawned true evil.
Motorcycles are cool. You get to wear cool leather stuff. You make a bunch of noise when you're on a steel horse. Yeah, everybody always looks cool on a motorcycle right? NOPE!
I'm going to shoot this guy straight: he has aged like shit. I will give him one thing, though, it may have taken him 4 years to do it, but at least he finally cut the rat tail off his chin.
That's a pretty hearty urine stain. Tells me a few things about the man we've come to know and love as The King. First, Elvis either had a leaky dick or he was always in too much of a hurry (far to busy for that follow-up jiggle, and secondly,…
In mother Russia, bike rides you. Sounds sexual. Probably is. This video, however, is not. Just a man riding on the worlds smallest bike. Reminds me of when they have bears riding bicycles in the circus. That's a thing, right? Or am I imagining…
Whoa. WHOA! Slow down, Artie. You can't get away with pissing on the floor in public; you're a radio host, a fat disaster and a junkie, not Gérard Xavier Marcel Depardieu.