Tech

Now you can text, play "Words With Friends," and cave in a dude's skull all at the same time! Ideal scenario for everyone that's ever lived. Grab this nonsensical phone case for $154 at Urban Outfitters.

He may not look like much; little droopy faced, stupid hair cut, other hints of slowness but he's got a valuable message. So shut your mouth, listen up, and open your heart, because once he's done talking you'll know how to use Reddit properly.…

"Well this seems like a tragedy waiting to happen" is my initial thought after watching this video about the Subwing, a board that allows you to be dragged underwater by a boat. The Subwing looks like a blast, but all that rope screams "I'm an…

Yeah, me either.  But alas, here we are just wondering the sh*t out of it. Well, wonder no more because the video below has the answers you're now desperately seeking.

Straight from mid-century America, there's no reason that your home shouldn't have this glowing, annode/cathode timepiece.      

Just a concept so far, but the idea of reaching out and touching the future (in the form of an aluminum cube that "haptically exhibits" the temperature of the next day's forecast) is alluring.

In a collaboration between Cornell and the University of Chicago, researchers moved swiftly to produce a new prototype in an effort to quash the notion that clever-basketball-player-name-mashup-words have to reference only human beings.    …

Where's the beef? It's on your friggin' iPad. Over 200 cuts, in fact. Along with beef, Pat LaFrieda's Big App for Meat has lamb, pork, veal, chicken, turkey and duck with detailed descriptions and diagrams. And the diagrams give you 360 degree…

Why shouldn't there be options for large-handed, enormous-cheeked folks? Discrimination against gigantism ends with Samsung's latest offering, the Galaxy Note.

Could it be? Are electric cars really worse for planet earth than their gas-powered cousins? They're worse for my eyes, that's for damn sure. And according to a new study of pollution in China, these futuristic eye-sores may in fact be horrible…

Hard to imagine anything bad will happen when this skateboard of the future -- aptly called the "Board of Awesomeness" -- hits the market. I mean, what could possibly go wrong? Parents will race to buy this death trap for their 10-year-olds and…