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Axl Rose went on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night and he was shockingly normal. Not his normal for the last 20-years, but normal like the rest of us. Like completely not insane at all. I almost don't approve of this version of him. 

If you haven't seen Jimmy Kimmel's Unnecessary Censorship bit by now it's kind of too late. Just impossible to catch up on. No, I'm kidding. They are videos of senseless censorship done at just the right time and you're probably going to love…

I fake orgasms on the reg. But in my case I'm pretending to not be having an orgasm when, in fact, I actually am. Textbook move to keep you from looking like a chump. Best way is to pull out, go down on her --pretending you got the sudden urge…