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Guy moves around like he might fancy himself a penis in his rear end. Not that there's anything wrong with that, just something I observed from watching him move ever so daintily. If he does swing in such a way, he must have loved it when the cops…

The kicker in all this is how he signals to his wife not to say anything, "Shhh, honey, our son is about to become a man and future recipient of a nose job." Then he does some fancy moves with the ball before he blasts junior in the money maker.…

New York Yankees pitcher Joba Chamberlain continued his snake-bitten existence last night in the Bronx. The hurler was struck in the elbow by a shard from Matt Wieters bat during the 12th inning of an eventual 2-1 loss.

Well done, NCAA. Way to police the important issues. If you allow sepia tones, clearly it will cause the downfall of the pure and righteous world that is big-time collegiate sports.

God bless ‘MERICA. The red, white, and blue uniforms will hit the field when the Golden Eagles square off against Maryland on October 27.

St. Louis Cardinals centerfielder Jon Jay is probably quite sore this morning. He probably doesn’t care. Making an all-time great postseason catch can have effect.

The cheek still counts as first base, right bro? There may not be a greater form of embarrassment than being denied on live TV and infront fo thousands of people.

What an embarrassment. 

Aaron Wheelz Fotheringham gets his "like Mike" on in his latest stunt, which is making first ever jump on MegaRamp in wheelchair. 

How good are professional golfers? Well, they're about as good as you are on that one great shot (or putt) you hit every round, but only all the time. Rory McIlroy took to the Yale Bowl with his girlfriend Caroline Wozniacki to prove that and he…

This stunt could not have gone any better for Head tennis. Best case scenario: she hits the canister of balls off his head. Worst case scenario: she hits him in the nuts. A win any way you cut it. Actually, if she broke his nose that could have…

Nicky Hayden and Casey Stoner had some fun this weekend. Each was in a terrible one-bike wreck at MotoGP 2012 in Indianapolis. Watch each get chucked from their respective crotch rocket after they lose control for seemingly no reason whatsoever. …