In Which We Imagine What a Job Interview with a Lie Detector Test Would Be Like

The number of lies I've told during job interviews, throughout the years, is borderline sickening. And if you think that's bad, you should see my resume. It's a buzz-word farm of tasks I never performed and accomplishments I've never accomplished. Of course I single-handedly implemented an employee bonus plan at a 30 billion dollar hedge fund. I can barely read or write, but yeah, I pulled that off. What I'm saying is, I'm unemployable if this lie detector ever becomes a reality.