The number of lies I've told during job interviews, throughout the years, is borderline sickening. And if you think that's bad, you should see my resume. It's a buzz-word farm of tasks I never performed and accomplishments I've never accomplished. Of course I single-handedly implemented an employee bonus plan at a 30 billion dollar hedge fund. I can barely read or write, but yeah, I pulled that off. What I'm saying is, I'm unemployable if this lie detector ever becomes a reality.