Love-Sick Puppy, Robert Pattinson, Was on ‘The Daily Show’ Last Night and It Was Awkward

First of all, bad on "The Daily Show" for not using subtitles, I couldn't understand most of what Robert Pattinson was saying. Second of all, bad on RPattz for approaching this like a mumbling idiot that clearly still appeared damaged. He should have sat there and lied through his teeth about how great he is and told wondrous tales about his own two timing ways during his relationship with KStew. That's how you destroy a floozie like KStew, you come off as unfazed and ready for casual sex.