Never Mind the Anabolics: Beer That Contains 8 Olympics-Banned Performance Enhancing Substances

No, they've got this all wrong. For christ's sake, Let's Mind the Anabolics! In honor of the 2012 Olympics, Brew Dog created a batch of beer called Never Mind the Anabolics. It's laced with 8 performance enhancing substances. I'm talking sh*t that would make a billy goat puke, right after it shrunk it's nuts. 

Here are the 8 substances that are in this been but currently banned from the Olympics:

1. Creatine

2. Guarana

3. Lycii Berries

4. Kola Nut

5. Gingko

6. Matcha Tea

7. Maca Powder

8. Steroids (Test batches contained steroids, you cannot buy this beer with steroids in it. Tragic, I know.)

They also have a commercial. Sort of.