Elvis Presley’s Urine and Crap Stained Underwear Could Fetch $16,000 at Auction

That's a pretty hearty urine stain. Tells me a few things about the man we've come to know and love as The King. First, Elvis either had a leaky dick or he was always in too much of a hurry (far to busy for that follow-up jiggle, and secondly, his manhood hung to the left, just like mine. Feel so proud that we share this special bond. 

According to The Huffington Post:

A pair of soiled underwear worn by Presley under his white jumpsuit -- and not washed afterward -- is expected to fetch $16,000 (10,000 pounds) at an auction in England next month, Metro UK and other outlets reported. But Omega Auctions' website, which displays the item, put the estimate between $11,000 and $14,000 as of Monday afternoon.

As for their condition, let's just say the fuller-cut jockey-style briefs look as if the King did more shaking on stage than in the bathroom. There appears to be other tell-tale signs of potty neglect as well. He wore the skivvies during a concert in 1977, and were obtained from the estate of his dad, Vernon Presley,, according to reports.

If I'm being completely honest, having someone actually desire to own your urine-stained and feces-riddled underwear is the ultimate life achievement. Ain't nothin' better than that.