Artie Lange Gets Suspended After Pissing On Studio Floor and Demanding Female PA’s Clean It Up

Whoa. WHOA! Slow down, Artie. You can't get away with pissing on the floor in public; you're a radio host, a fat disaster and a junkie, not Gérard Xavier Marcel Depardieu.

According to the Daily Mail:

Comedian Artie Lange, 44, was on air on Friday evening when the incident is said to have occurred at DirecTV, based in El Segundo, California.

He then asked to PAs to clean up the mess but they refused, claims TMZ. Another employee is then understood to have mopped up the urine.

A tweet by the comedian suggested that he would quit the station after being suspended. He claimed he didn't know why he was being disciplined.

He wrote: 'Direct TV has suspended me from the N&A show for the next 2 nights. They won't tell me fully why. Can't continue w them. Sorry guys. Luv u.'

He doesn't know why he was being suspended? You tell me, does the man in the photo above look like the kind of guy that might whip his dick out and piss on the floor? All I know is he doesn't NOT look like that kind of guy.