Worth It? Guy Pays $1,000 to Eat Ham Off Padma Lakshmi’s Body

Don’t worry. It was for charity.

The DC Central Kitchen Food Fight raised over $600,000 to battle hunger, and a very small percentage of that came from a dude living out one of the odder sexual fantasies a man can have.

Sure, ham’s delicious and Padma Lakshmi is incredibly comely, but combining the two into one hedonistic desire is something out of the George Costanza playbook.

Kudos to this gentleman for having the drive and dollars to get this project done. I wouldn’t shake his hand, though. God only knows what kind of strange meat and women it’s been handling.

[The Braiser]