Detroit Man Has the Least Desirable Talent Ever: He Can Beat Every Carnival Game Easily

Carnivals are such a racket. You pay $5 for the chance to win a 50-cent stuffed animal. Why on earth this Detroit car salesman spends his time and money winning all these games is beyond me. He doesn't even keep the prizes; he gives them all away. Presumably to stupid talentless kids that couldn't win these games even if they tried. It's a noble deed, I suppose, but it's also a spectacular waste of time and resources. And all this time I thought Detroit and the auto industry were in a recession, clearly this guy has money to burn on chasing the high that comes from winning a carnival game.